refreshes:

when someone gives you an irrelevant opinion you didnt ask for

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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heartless:

when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym

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